Muscatine

Lets hear it

for the wadders.

Wadders of the world-

unite!

What-

kinda TP do you prefer? Soft & fluffy? Quilted? Thick # ply? One ply? Newspaper? Damp washcloths? Or, a large bandana that you can fold dirty side in and put in your pocket for use again?

I'm a wadder and..

..my wife says I use too much. I like to know how I can use less and still get my butt clean!
Is there a secret of which I'm not aware?