Muscatine

'Twas the night B4 Xmas
and all thru da' Hood
a couple of posters
were up to know good.

Jeff's at the store
wrapping up strollers.
SV is at home looking
for his cigarette roller.

Lilsmom was hanging up
all her kids' stockings.
Lionjack's home,
in his chair he's a rocking.

DF was in bed
snuggling his beer.
Ann was off wondering
''Why did I come here?''

Chosen was plotting his
next great attack.
BB is just waiting,
all set to attack.

Then all of a sudden
from nowhere it seems.
Nedl appeared
in some form, in some name.

''Come Ruggy, come Herman
come frazzled and tlou.
We've got some naughty things we must do.''

They tied up toocool,
and handcuffed toast of the town.
JOS laughed so hard
he nearly fell down.

Miss Iowa and aussie lee
stood looking in dread.
''If Santa saw this s**t,
he'd keel over dead.''

This poem coulda' been better
if I had what I need.
I'll pay the postage if
someone mails me some weed!!

So to all posters I'll say
without rhyme or reason.
''Spike your mama's eggnog
and have a great Xmas season.

Yah, it's a little weak, but I'm tired. Just trying to keep it light.

Peace y'all

Merry Christmas, SV

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at the booze.
You tie Carol to a log by the fire
And we?’ll all dress up like Howard Hughes.

Everybody knows that turkey stuffed with mistletoe
Tends to really make us sick.
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow,
Wonder where the hell is St Nick.

You know that Santa is on his sleigh,
He?’s snorting lots and lots of cocaine away.
And every mother child finally learns why
Santa?’s reindeer really know how to fly.

And so I?’m offering this simple phrase,
For kids from 1 to 102,
Though its been said many times many ways,
I hope you get the flu?….
I hope you get the flu.

Merry Christmas SV. May your stockings overflow with the good stuff.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!
Good job Stoner!

WOW

That was very funny and well written!!