Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
''I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill
on the counter and I'll mail you a check.''
''Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother
you. But, whatever you do, DO NOT, under ANY circumstances,
talk to my parrot!'' ''I REPEAT, DON'T TALK TO MY PARROT!!!''
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever
seen. But, just as Wanda said, the dog just laid quietly on the
carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot on the other hand drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman
couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, ''Shut up, you stupid,
ugly bird!''
To which the parrot replied, ''Get him, Spike!''
See - Men just don't listen!
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
''I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill
on the counter and I'll mail you a check.''
''Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother
you. But, whatever you do, DO NOT, under ANY circumstances,
talk to my parrot!'' ''I REPEAT, DON'T TALK TO MY PARROT!!!''
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever
seen. But, just as Wanda said, the dog just laid quietly on the
carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot on the other hand drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman
couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, ''Shut up, you stupid,
ugly bird!''
To which the parrot replied, ''Get him, Spike!''
See - Men just don't listen!
