Simpleton questionaire:
Are you upset over the haunted house closing? Furthermore, do you have a wood pallet wrapped in plastic on your property?
Do you wonder if Hershey bars will taste the same if made by Mexicans?
Does your job entail monitoring latenight discussions on NL?
Do you still think ''Mama's Family'' is funny?
Do you believe Wal Mart is to blame for all bad in your town, and people you know who work there are evil?
Is your carpet lava and your Lazy Boy or beanbag a rock?
Do you think Wapello Family Restaurant is a culinary find?
If you answered ''Yes'' to any of the above, you are a simpleton. Which probably means you're simple...and you weigh a ton.
Are you upset over the haunted house closing? Furthermore, do you have a wood pallet wrapped in plastic on your property?
Do you wonder if Hershey bars will taste the same if made by Mexicans?
Does your job entail monitoring latenight discussions on NL?
Do you still think ''Mama's Family'' is funny?
Do you believe Wal Mart is to blame for all bad in your town, and people you know who work there are evil?
Is your carpet lava and your Lazy Boy or beanbag a rock?
Do you think Wapello Family Restaurant is a culinary find?
If you answered ''Yes'' to any of the above, you are a simpleton. Which probably means you're simple...and you weigh a ton.
