Muscatine

Official Statement by U.S. Navy Retirees
From: Retired U.S Navy Personnel

To: The American Public

We in retirement take exception to everyone saying that Bernanke, Obama, Reid and Pelosi
are spending like drunken sailors.

When we were drunken sailors, we quit when we ran out of money.

And as someone who was a sailor for ten years... I just want to (hic) shay That I never met a drink I didn't (hic)...what waz i shaying?  Oh never mind...I agree  ancors away my boys, anchors away!

Yeeeeesirreeee...I would much rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobodomy.

One of the things I learned on liberty.....You cannot drink all day, unless you start in the morning.