Muscatine

Hmm, that's strange, now that I am a Republican I get this strange desire to say things like, yes master, whatever you say master, I will shower your political party with lots of money master, I am at your beckon call master, I am your slave because I have no will of my own, show us your papers and ya vol mein fuhrer!

And as a Republican, on a serious note... Uh... er... Hmm,
I guess I don't have a serious note.

No Wait !!!
As A Republican, I am bound and deterined to form some intellegent words... but none come to mind.

STOP THE PRESS !!!
Iv'e got it. As a Republican I KNOW I can discuss adult issues and not resort to name calling, I just know there is more in my brain than just marbles rolling around... I just know I've got something smart to say, it's coming, it's coming, I feel it, I feel something coming... Oh wait, that's just gas. NO, there is a thought, I knew it, I knew my Republican brain had something on it and, the big speech, here it comes: Stupid, idiot, liberals, democrats, me no like, me poo poo in my underwear.

Hmm, I really thought I had a brilliant Republican moment in the making but I guess I can't expect to say anything more intelligent than my new Republican best friends.