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Let 'em build a mosque. Show our tolerance.

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  • nedl
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To show our tolerance, we should let them build. Then right across the street,

someone should put a topless bar, called "You Mecca Me Hot".

Next to that should be a gay bar, "The Turban Cowboy".

And next door to the mosque should be a pork rib restaurant, maybe "Iraq o' Ribs"?

Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.

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And how about an Armed Forces recruiting office across the street?  Great post Nedl, I loved it.

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  • lionjack
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To show our tolerance, we should let them build. Then right across the street,

someone should put a topless bar, called "You Mecca Me Hot".

Next to that should be a gay bar, "The Turban Cowboy".

And next door to the mosque should be a pork rib restaurant, maybe "Iraq o' Ribs"?

Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.

 

Nedl, You never cease to amaze me.  This was a great post.  Maybe someone could start a rumor about possible new businesses locating near the mosque.  Just knowing that this could be a possibility could cause them to consider a different location.

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  • nigel
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LJ....who is that dashing, sophisticated-looking gent in your avatar photo?  Sean Connery?  George Clooney, perhaps?

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