Muscatine

220 million

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I'd buy the Coors Brewery. 

 

Will you invite us for happy hour? Hell, lots of hours could be happy!

 

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  • hiroad
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$220 million huh...

 

Where to put it?   How about this:

 

--$20 million in on line e-money market accounts such as Am Trust or equiv.  (you can easily get to it and it will earn you +/- 1.25% per annum

 

--$105 million in prime farmland  (Will never be worthless unless they find a way to make people eat only seafood and plastic).

 

--$20 million evenly divided by Northern Trust company among my non worthless relatives and family (let them find a way to manage it and screen out the deadbeats).

 

--$50million dedicated to a charitable trust I create and write the rules for and to be managed only by nuns.

 

--$25 million used to purchase property and build a nice house + accessories (included would be the rehabilitation and maintenance of a run down small town and its inhabitants associated with the property)

 

 

 

 

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Oh I forgot about the deduction for taxes!   Just reduce each item above by the proper %.   I'm sure glad the feds and the state will take care of a good portion of those winnings.  What a relief, huh?

 

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