I ran into a wish fairy this morning and the fairy offered me one wish. I replied that I would like to live forever. The fairy said that she could not grant that kind of wish and to please make another wish. I said let me die after Congress gets its head out of its a$$. The fairy "you are a crafty ba$tard".
Muscatine
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I ran into a wish fairy this morning and the fairy offered me one wish. I replied that I would like to live forever. The fairy said that she could not grant that kind of wish and to please make another wish. I said let me die after Congress gets its head out of its a$$. The fairy "you are a crafty ba$tard".
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I ran into a wish fairy this morning and the fairy offered me one wish. I replied that I would like to live forever. The fairy said that she could not grant that kind of wish and to please make another wish. I said let me die after Congress gets its head out of its a$$. The fairy "you are a crafty ba$tard".
That is quite a compliment from one the funniest on this NL, thanks. I know that no one is funnier than msmal tho, and she tries to be serious. |
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