Some doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started.
So, I looked around my house to see things I've started and hadn't finished; then, I finished off the bottle of vodka, the bottle of whiskee,a botle of wum, a pock of prungles...and a boc of choclez. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel now.


