Muscatine

The economy is so bad that: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". I got off a bus at a seven eleven, 100 people were waiting for work in the parking lot, only twenty were mexican. The bus stopped at a light, 30 people ran up asking if they could wash the windows, fifteen were in suits. Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!!~♥

I's so bad I eat my food twice.    

We discussed selling our wedin rings for the nearly 2g's gold is worth and wrap our fingers with wheat stalks. About as high priced these days. I read this morning where the value of Ag. here in Illinois and Iowa have almost trippled since 2007. Iowa even more. Food for energy, holy holy when ethanol is easily made from about anything bio. If we had any way to hold out another ten years we could have been able to afford one too and rolling along with obama's mortor coach tour, after selling the last of our lots. It's cheaper to be fat too. Looks like many of us win that round these days too.