Muscatine

In a local DC bar

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Having already downed a few stiff drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, ” Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,  back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn’t matter to me. I just love it ! “

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, ” No kidding!!?? I’m in Congress too.  What state are you from ? "



 

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  • BDI
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hard to argue that one. We had a cat like that once.

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Your cat was a democrat congressman/woman?

Your cat was a democrat congressman/woman?


LMAO........ No, the cat was Republican.

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