Muscatine

Excellent powers of observation.  The fact that he's not him is a positive.  Anything else to share?

You're going to write your own dictionary now?   "Not" is still a negative.

You can say he's not a whole bunch of disgusting things but he could still be another whole bunch of disgusting things so you haven't said something positive about him.

Thank you Mal, I needed some Sunday morning humor and you never fail to provide me something to laugh about.

It's okay to read her stuff as long as you never take it seriously, breathe deeply, and recognize it for what it is.

She is a hoot, though.