Muscatine

Aaaaaaaaw man.  Jeff, that is not a visual I need to be carrying around in my head over the holidays.

Just out of curiosity, is there by chance a coconut brazziere involved?

Or a fig leaf?

....Or a meat dress?

Sounds like a loincloth, headress kind of dance to me Kemosabe.  Careful  with that  hatchet Nedl