Muscatine

When did Herman Cain play college Lacrosse?

Fox: Blam; biff; bong; oh!; wham!...right on the head too! Ouch!

LaCrosse?

Heileman's Old Style, La Crosse, WI

There was a day!

Mmmmmm.  Old Style.

I had a buddy who used to work at the Heilemans brewery.  I asked him what he did there, and he told me he was a "shaker".  After several minutes of letting this digest, I asked him what a "shaker" did.  Apparently, he was the guy who shook all of the used kegs to get the rats out so that they could refill them.

You might think this would have scared me off of Old Style, but no.  I just kept on buying it.   Couldn't hardly beat it for the price.