Muscatine

Pop a beer.  Here are today's Headlines:

BERNANKE WARNS: MORE PUMPING MAY BE NEEDED

SHERIFF JOE TO RELEASE 'INVESTIGATION' OF OBAMA... DEVELOPING...

STUDY: Mosques in America nearly double since 9/11...

White House snubs Cantor on lunch...

FANNIE asks gov't for $4.6B after new loss...

Dem Congressman Pressures Metro to Drop Anti-Obama Ad...

BILL: 'Embrace' Keystone Pipeline...

Obama asks Special Ops to do more with less...

 More Teens Getting Jobs To Help Parents...

I'm sure Mal is home from church (or the coven  ) by now.  So....here are today's headlines:

CAMPAIGN 2012: Obama invites himself to deliver commencement at women's
college...

Knocks out scheduled speaker -- female NYT editor!

NEW FILM BLASTS OBAMA'S RECORD ON ISRAEL...

COMPARES HIMSELF TO GANDHI, NELSON MANDELA...

Whites Turned Away From Training Session For FDNY Entrance Exam...

'It's The Car America Had To Build'...

Judge Orders Illegal High School Valedictorian To Leave US...

Coroner wants to 'cover all the bases' on Breitbart death...

I didn't forget you.  Here are today's:

ROMNEY: ID, MA, OH, VA, VT, AK...
SANTORUM: OK, ND, TN...
GINGRICH: GA...
RON PAUL: 0 FOR 23...
MSM DOWNPLAYS ROMNEY WINS...

BACKFIRE: Company Stock Plummets After Limbaugh Ad Drop...

Obama gives up on hope and change, turns to Washington insider...

Political donor to Biden sentenced to 2 years in jail...

High school's chant of 'USA! USA!' deemed racist...

Ohio Catholics choose Romney...

Obama Loses 'Dem' Primary in 15 Oklahoma Counties?

Wins just 57% of vote... (among dems!)

Kucinich defeat...

MSNBC Hosts Grieve...

Sarkozy: France has too many foreigners...

Obama mulls giving Moscow data on missile defense...

FLASHBACK: Putin praises Cold War moles for stealing U.S. nuke secrets...

REPORT: Part of $11M grant to provide 'business attire' for job seekers aided only 2 people...