Muscatine

You're a sweetheart smooth talkin spunky crone with the not so keen way to woo others. You don't need to polish the truth if you have any common sense. Tell me, just how many others have you and your titanic methods, protagonist group run off here?   

Hilarious!  Stop....your killin' me.  I'm laughing so hard I'm going to throw up.

Obviously not enough as you are still around. You said that you are leaving, but we know that you will be back. You manage to slink away when facts start to make you look like a lyin lib. We'll all be ready for your return.