Muscatine

Ah dears, the Bowers were in charge of the farmers market down in Aledo......not that one.  Many years folks wondered what happened to all of the extra tomatoes, and when Robert revealed his affection for bathing in Ragu, it all became painfully clear.  But the Bowers got off scott free, and I was merely left to clorox out the stains.

In your experience, do you really use Clorox or would you recommend another type of sauce instead.

Oh my, we did find over the years that the clorox worked wonders with the tomato stains.  Never could bet Roberts sister Flora to try it, and her plastic table cloths always were the worse for wear.  Flora was a dancer back in the day.  Worked the carnival circuit and sometimes slapped on a beard for the freak show.  A better looking hairy woman I never saw.

See I knew it,

You don't know him at all. He's got no sisters. Like they say in the sitcoms, none that I know of.