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Who the Hell is Occupying the WhiteHouse?

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"re-start"? When was it ever stopped?

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  • hiroad
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"Oh man oh man gottago brine the breasts"

 

Now, now.  You've been told to keep your hands off the students, assist. instructor Joe.

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  • BDI
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You seem to have an unnatural fixation on this Joe person.

 

Even so, the breasts were wonderful if I do say so myself. Often times I'm asked to divulge the secret and I say squeeze your limes----squeeze your limes.

Enjoy

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Oh yes Mal, the limes.  It was back in the summer of '94.  Robert had developed a taste for that new beer from south of the border.  Corona.  And he learned from his pal Ed Paisley that a slice of lime stuck in the bottle really hit the spot.  So Robert, bless his heart drove down to the produce stand with Ed to get him a lime.  Now the poor woman at the stand, I believe it was Mrs. Rowdybush, thought Robert said "mime" and brought out her son Freddy, who was in the high school drama program over there at Aledo......yeah that one.....and at the time was returning from rehearsals with that white paint on his face and such.  Well, Robert and Ed were shocked and amazed at Freddys appearence, thinking him to be one of those zombies they'd heard so much about.  So they took to whacking Freddy upside the head with the sweet corn from the stand, to the point where poor Freddy was unconscious.  The charge against Robert and Ed were dropped, as the sheriff learned that the Rowdybushs were all illegals and sent 'em packing back to Canada. 

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