Muscatine

Now don't get me wrong, dear.  Not that there's anything wrong with being ambidextrous.  Why, some of my best friends are "ambi's"  You wouldn't know they were ambi just seeing them walk down the street, and even in a small town like Aledo......no, the other one....we have a few.  Of course, now the ambi's are raising all sorts of cane about wanting coffee cup handles to be ambi friendly, and chalk board erasers to be useable by the ambi crowd.  Shoot, the Ambi-pride parade in Aledo.....no.....was a huge success this year.  Even had a few folk who previously had passed themselves off as lefties come out of the ambicloset and fess up. 

Now that we can celebrate the ambidextrous, let's go for the double jointed too.  I know it's maybe a little too soon, but hey don't say you've never popped your knuckles when no one is looking.

I admit it.  I did experiment with knuckle popping at a young age, and was convinced that I was born with that need to crack.  But I grew out of it.