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  • BDEye
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Oh heavens to Betsy, gents.  Of course we can't put the blame on that nice Obama fellow, when all of the greats in modern times have been guilty of something.  Why I myself spent some time in the slammer over a simple parking ticket that had gone unpaid for 23 years.  Judge McCarthy was a coke-snorting dopehead just like our current president, but Mrs. McCarthy smoothed the political waters with her "special" banana bread, and the judge kept his job for years.  Had no sympathy for me when I told him that it was all Roberts fault, because Robert kept spending the "fine" money I had been saving in the Ball jar on Ripple and potato chips for one of his super bowl parties.  The fellows sure did like the Ripple, but it was weeks of vacuuming to get rid of the potato fragments. 

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Got any proof about your statement regarding Bush, davie? I have never seen Bush write about his own cocaine use, unlike the commie kenyan nobama!And you won't. Obama has more guts It seems.

Oh; I guess you can't furnish proof about that!  didn't know Bush could write.

Nope-----Just a couple books, films and comments of so called friends. Did you know laura killed a guy? Yeah, "they say she did. She killed him. But none of us were there so------ well hey who knows. That's just what they sayThose book things with paper pages and usually hard covers, went AWOL, hid records and such.where it was written that he drank and smoked and snorted white powder. Try to read Triple Cross, might help you get a better handle on truth. But there we go, yeah the drugs-------------------------------------------------------------

I'm guessing it wasn't sugar.

But you know how reading stuff tends to distract from the truth. Naw he was a great man that Bush. Never had a thing to do  with plunging the world into chaos, war and global economic collapse.

I don't see where you derive a name from independent thinking. But keep it up too, your as funny as the other guy. The chuckles are louder every time you keep sayin it.

Josephine-If that's better for you. I think I'll refer to you as Bigchuckles instead. It may be that your boobs are saggy-er than mine. Jiggles when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly. Aw cheer up little pilgrim, it'll get better.

This will be fun.

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Jeb Bush 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Happy now? Yeah me too another Bush to punch around. Love Florida after he left it. Gackckck! urrrghapoopypoo. Oh no we might not get Florida this time pa.! No garuntees like in 2000

 

Chicken again Sunday. Still interested in those old trucks? I prefered stuffed bears and domestics toys as a girl. We all loved to watch young Marlin Perkins in Zoo Parade back then. Got the first black and white in 1951. Those were the days. The details are fuzzy to a degree now, but maybe you and bedeeye buck can help with those----- Since you seem to know so much.

Nighty night BigChuckles.

 

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Oh heavens to Betsy, gents.  Of course we can't put the blame on that nice Obama fellow, when all of the greats in modern times have been guilty of something. 

 

Of course not.

We'll get to blame Romney soon enough. For if he can't give enough to the top 10% to create more good jobs over seas and other wonderful places, then we can keep giving it all to this shtupido. Oh why didn't America see how virtuous McCain would have been. But I'd just bet he's the happiest, luckiest, smilinest man on earth today. I would be if i were madam president.

Oh yes, only a moron would vacuum potato bits. Nope not me,

I'd just let you in to root around and suck em up yur snout, then shoo yur squeelin butt back to the sty .

Josephine.

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Yes dears, we keep the hogs in the guest room so as to not mess up the barn.  Rascals do love their daytime TV.  Judge Joe Brown is a favorite, and they are smitten with that Judge Judy for whatever reason.  Of course the smell is terrible, but in Aledo....that other one...we learn to adapt.  The vacuum thing all started when Robert clogged up the garbage disposal with pop-tops, and took to just tossing the scraps in the corner.  Flossie, the head-hog, figured out there was some mighty fine eating there and took it upon herself to clean on a daily basis.  We ignored the citations from the city.  Silly rules really......probably Bushs fault.  After all, he was the President when we started living with hogs and trash. 

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