Now Mallory dear, we do need to have the talk about the "r" word. Our president claims to be black even though he is half black and half white, or so we've been told. Makes me wonder who gets to make the call. Is he black? Is he white? Do we have as much right to decide as he does? Why is the US Olympic basketball team made up of all black men? Aren't there any white basketball players who want to play in the Olympics? Doesn't seem fair, does it. Shouldn't the government step in and force some kind of quota on the whole affair? Even if a short white fellow isn't nearly the player that Lebron is, shouldn't he be able to take King James place, just based on the fairness of the whole thing? Doesn't affirmative action work both ways?
Oh dear, now I've gone and started asking questions again, just like you Mallory dear. Time for me and go tenderize the breasts. Dinner tonight over at the Fernsteins. Eloise makes a delightful rhubarb pie.
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