Muscatine

I now firmly believe that this is an act.  No one who can feed themselves, cross the street unaided, and use a computer doesn't know how to feed a quote into Google and find its source. 

Or you're just an idiot. 

After this, I believe the second last choice to be true.

I'd say "ditto"; but mallosi would have no clue what that meant and could not look it up either!