Muscatine

Here it is, Tuesday, Sept. 4. That's all I got.

Ideas to keep Ned busy today.

1.  See if you really CAN get jello to stick to the wall.

2.  Count how many women you see driving today while talking or texting on a cell phone.

3.  Flush.  Clockwise or counter-clockwise.

4.  Watch some of the judge shows on TV and count how may times someone says "axed" instead of "asked".

5.  Watch the DNC tonight and see if Michelle has any other activities for us that we should do, but she doesn't have to.   The other day, it was "I didn't watch the RNC, but I think everyone else should.".

6.  Visit Aledo.  The other one.

More to follow if needed.

Did all that. Now I'm going for a ride.

This is gonna get that poster Republican all hot and bothered. 

Mal's put on a little weight, I'd say.