One should always be prepared. So, if someone asks you what the main difference is between most of the Obama supporters, and Romney supporters, instead of stammering, and stuttering, and looking for an answer, just tell them that the Romney supporters sign their checks on the front, and the Obama supporters sign their checks on the back.

My wife and I agreed to do shots during the debate, one for every "Uh" we heard nobama utter. Man; did we get drunk last night here at home.