Muscatine

Says it all.

nobama represents the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild...

...and in the name of the Lollipop Guild, he'd like to welcome you to his broken land.

nobama's... the king of the FOREST!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's not the Queen; not the Duke; not the Prince.

His regal robes, of the forest, would be satin, not cotton, not chintz.
He'd command each thing, be it fish, fowl, or human being.
With a woof and a woof and a royal growl - woof.

As He'd click his heel, all the trees would kneel.
And the mountains bow and the bulls kowtow.
And the sparrow would take to wing - If he - If he - were King!

Each rabbit would show respect to him. The chipmunks genuflect to him.
Though his tail would lash, He would not show compash
For every underling...or human being!

If he- If he - were King!
Just King!
Monarch of all surveys -- Mo--na-a-a--a-arch Of all surveys!

(The jigs up guys. Run for it!)