Here are this morning's pucker uppers:
Debt Hits $16,306,713,000,000...
MSNBC Chris Matthews Has On Air Gas Attack...
Famed NYC deli can't afford to stay in business after 75 years...
Spike in number of investigations into threats against lawmakers...
STUDY: American Households Hit 43-Year Low In Net Worth...
UPDATE: Protests grow as Islamists in Egypt rush through new constitution...
SIBLING RIVALRY: Video shows twins fighting in the womb...
ANGRY SANDY VICTIMS SLAM FEMA...
Detroit Firefighters' Plea For Toilet Paper Goes Viral