Muscatine

Darn that Robert.  Always the prankster.  Rascal mixed some LSD in with my eggs and look what results.  Me a flappin' about mad crapper and blue excrement and ice cream and canned hams and all this mess being the fault of a conservative congress.  The stuff does this to me every time.  Why back in college, it was great sport to mix in those special sugar cubes with the regular ones at the faculty teas.  But now, I just get loopy. 

Seriously Johhny

you and a couple other of your id's here are obvious, so we know it's you John.

Bush did the destroying first and handed it to the next idiot that has gone on to fail to fix what Bush did first. Not that he didn't have a helping hand from the great conservative congress in failing to fix what Bush did first. First to poop on America gets the distinction of mad crapper first John.  I think I'll accept that from this point forward. GW the MAD CRAPPER. Hey you think if he ate some Blue Max Ice Cream he'd crap blue? What a nightmare..... he'd crap blue and have to call his John a blue state. Rove couldn't stand for that. You put some spectacles on a hormel canned ham and set it at the desk on FOX and you'd have the commentator Porky Rove. You could even hang a cluster of Bitter concords from one of those banana trees and call it Sour Grapes Rove. But the canned ham looks closer to what he really is. Don't forget the spectacles.

Josephine

Well, it is a fact that Robert and I had our issues with Johnny Walker.  Why sometimes after a hard night, we'd go down to the Dennys for breakfast and the waitresses would draw straws to see who had to deal with our horrid breath and slurred speech.  I blamed Bush. 

BDidiot:  Dat me you callin' a "John"?

No, no, no, You gonna have to find your johns somewheres else.  I'm strictly faithful to the little woman.  Haven't bought any since the Navy.

By the way, I have no more than one pseudonym on this forum.    Most here on this forum know I am an honest person.  You are the first to accuse me of "doubling up"!  I think they call that projection.