Muscatine

I told Robert the other night that I figured Mr. Obama was a handsome fellow, and wouldn't you know.....he got all flummoxed and down the the Legion Hall he headed.  By the time the meds wore off and I could drive the truck, found him three sheets to the wind and trying to make time with that hussy Rhonda Macafee, the barmaid that is rumored to have three breasts.  Robert was staring at the middle one, or so it seemed.