Muscatine

1. "He shall sprinkle of the blood upon it with his finger seven times." 16:19
2. Sprinkle the blood and burn the fat for a sweet savour unto the Lord. 17:6
3. If you upset God, he'll cause the land to vomit you out. 18:25
4. "Keep my statutes and my judgments, and shall not commit any of these abominations ... that the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you." 18:26-28
5. "Whosoever shall commit any of these abominations ... shall be cut off from among their people." 18:29
6. Don't eat sacrifices on the third day or God will cut you off from among your people. 19:6-8
7. "Whosoever ... giveth ... his seed unto Molech ... the people ... shall stone him with stones." 20:2
8. If you refuse to kill someone who gives his seed to Molech, God set his face against you and your family. 20:4-5
9. "For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall surely be put to death." Couldn't we try spanking first? 20:9
10. Both parties in adultery shall be executed. 20:10
11. If a man has sex with his father's wife, kill them both. 20:11
12. If a man "lies" with his daughter-in-law, then both must be killed. 20:12
13. If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. 20:13
14. If you "lie" with your wife and your mother-in-law (now that sounds fun!), then all three of you must be burned to death. 20:14
15. If a man or woman "lie with a beast" both the person and the poor animal are to be killed. 20:15-16
16. People with "familiar spirits" (witches, fortune tellers, etc.) are to be stoned to death. 20:27
17. A priest's daughter who "plays the whore" is to be burned to death. 21:9
18. "Ye shall offer ... a male without blemish ... Blind, or broken, or maimed, or having a wen, or scurvy, or scabbed, ye shall not offer these unto the LORD ... Ye shall not offer unto the LORD that which is bruised, or crushed, or broken, or cut."
    God wants us to kill lots of animals for him. Not just any animals, though. God only wants dead, male animals without any blemishes. Don't kill any blind , broken, maimed, or scabbed, or female animials for him. 22:19-24
19. God gives us more instructions on killing and burning animals. I guess the first nine chapters of Leviticus wasn't enough. He says we must do this because he really likes the smell -- it is "a sweet savour unto the Lord." 23:12-14, 18
20. Don't do any work on the day of atonement or God will destroy you. 23:29-30
21. A man curses and blasphemes while disputing with another man. Moses asks God what to do about it. God says that the whole community must stone him to death. "And the children of Israel did as the Lord and Moses commanded." 24:10-23
22. Anyone who blasphemes or curses shall be stoned to death by the entire community. 24:16
23. "He that killeth any man shall surely be put to death." 24:17
24. "If a man cause a blemish in his neighbour; as he hath done, so shall it be done to him." 24:19
25. "Breach for breach, eye for eye, tooth for tooth: as he hath caused a blemish in a man, so shall it be done to him again." 24:20
26. "He that killeth a man, he shall be put to death." 24:21
27. God tells the Israelites to make slaves out of their neighbors and their families. The "heathens" and "strangers" are to be their possessions forever. 25:44-46
28. God tells the Israelites to "chase" their enemies and make them "fall before you by the sword." He figures five of the Israelites will be able to "chase" a hundred of their enemies, and a hundred will be able to "put ten thousand to flight." 26:7-8
29. If you don't follow all of the laws in the Old Testament, God will shower you with all of the curses in the next 25 verses. 26:14-15
30. "I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it." 26:16
31. "I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies." 26:17
32. "I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins." 26:21
33. "I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle." 26:22
34. "I will bring a sword upon you ... I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy." 26:25
35. "And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." 26:29
36. "I will ... cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you." 26:30
37. "And I will make your cities waste." 26:31
38. "And I will bring the land into desolation". 26:32
39. "And I will scatter you among the heathen, and will draw out a sword after you: and your land shall be desolate, and your cities waste." 26:33
40. "And they shall fall one upon another, as it were before a sword, when none pursueth: and ye shall have no power to stand before your enemies." 26:37
41. "And ye shall perish among the heathen, and the land of your enemies shall eat you up." 26:38
42. All "devoted" things (both man and beast) "shall surely be put to death." 27:28-29

    Numbers

43. God shows his hospitality with the admonition: "The stranger that cometh nigh shall be put to death." 1:51, 3:10, 3:38
44. Two of Aaron's sons are killed by God for "offering strange fire before the Lord." 3:4
45. Don't touch or "go in to see when the holy things are covered." God kills people who touch or look at covered holy things. 4:15, 20
46. God tells the people to expel from camp "every leper, every one that hath an issue, and whoever is defiled by the dead." So by God's instructions, the sick are abandoned and left to suffer and die alone. 5:1-4
47. "He shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons, to the priest ... and the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering." 6:10-11
48. "He ... shall bring a lamb of the first year for a trespass offering." 6:12
49. "He shall offer his offering unto the LORD, one he lamb of the first year without blemish for a burnt offering, and one ewe lamb of the first year without blemish for a sin offering, and one ram without blemish for peace offerings." 6:14
50. "The priest shall bring them before the LORD, and shall offer his sin offering, and his burnt offering." 616:
51. "The priest shall offer also his meat offering." 6:17
52. "And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram." 619:
53. "And the priest shall wave them for a wave offering before the LORD: this is holy for the priest, with the wave breast and heave shoulder." 6:20
54. When Moses set up the tabernacle, each of the twelve tribes kills a bullock, lamb, ram, and a kid, two oxen, and five rams, goats, and lambs for God, for a grand total of 240 animal sacrifices. 7:15-88
55. "The Levites shall lay their hands upon the heads of the bullocks: and thou shalt offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering." 8:8-12
56. All firstborn Israelites, "both man and beast", belong to God. He got them the day that he killed every Egyptian firstborn child and animal. 8:17
57. "And when the people complained, it displeased the Lord: and the Lord heard it (He had his hearing aid on.) .... and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them."
    God burned the complainers alive. That'll teach them! 11:1-2
58. "And while the flesh [of the quails] was yet between their teeth, ere it was chewed, the wrath of the Lord was kindled against the people, and the Lord smote the people with a very great plague. "The Bible isn't too clear about what these poor folks did to upset God so much; all it says is that they had "lusted." 11:33
59. Miriam and Aaron (Moses' brother and sister) criticize Moses for marrying an Ethiopian woman and thus breaking the law of God. But God makes it clear that his rules don't apply to his favorites, and he strikes Miriam with leprosy. Notice that only Miriam is punished, though both she and Aaron complained.  12:1, 9-10
60. God tells Moses that he is going to kill all of the Israelites -- every last whining one of the them, and then make a whole bunch of brand new Israelites. 14:12
61. God punishes the children for the failings of their great-great grandfathers. 14:18
62. So Moses talked God out of killing everyone. He'll just see to it that no one over 20 years old survives the trip to Israel. Their "carcases shall fall in the wilderness." 14:20-35
63. God killed the ten spies that gave a discouraging report with a plague. 14:36-37
64. To further punish the Israelites for whining and plotting against Moses, God will send the Amelekites and Canaanites to smite them. 14:43-45
65. God gives more instructions for the ritualistic killing of animals. The smell of burning flesh is "a sweet savour unto the Lord." 15:3, 13-14, 24
66. The Israelites find a man picking up sticks on the sabbath. God commands them to kill him by throwing rocks at him. 15:32-36
67. Korah, Dathan, and Abiram, the first freethought/democracy martyrs, refused to follow Moses blindly, saying that everyone is holy and should be free to think for him or herself. God killed them and their families for daring to challenge Moses. 16:1-35
68. Separate yourselves from among this congregation, that I may consume them in a moment."
    God warns everyone to get away; he's going to kill some more people. 16:20-21
69. "Hereby ye shall know that the LORD hath sent me ... if the LORD make ... the earth open her mouth, and swallow them up, with all that appertain unto them, and they go down quick into the pit..."
    Moses tells the people that if the ground opens up and swallows the rebels and their families, then you'll know that God's on his side. 16:28-30
70. "The earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up, and their houses, and all the men that appertained unto Korah ... They ... went down alive into the pit, and the earth closed upon them." 16:31-33
71. "And there came out a fire from the LORD, and consumed the two hundred and fifty men that offered incense." 16:35
72. After God killed Korah, his family, and 250 innocent bystanders, the people complained saying, "ye have killed the people of the Lord." So God, who doesn't take kindly to criticism, sends a plague on the people. And "they that died in the plague were 14,700." 16:41-50
73. "Get you up from among this congregation, that I may consume them as in a moment."
    God threatens (again) to kill everyone (but his special friends, Moses and Aaron). 16:44-45
74. "For there is wrath gone out from the LORD; the plague is begun ... they that died in the plague were fourteen thousand and seven hundred." 16:46-49
75. "Thou shalt quite take away their murmurings from me, that they die not." God threatens to kill those who murmur. 17:10
76. God threatens to kill those who murmur. To which the people reply, "Behold, we die, we perish, we all perish .... Shall we be consumed with dying?" 17:12-13
77. "They shall not come nigh the vessels of the sanctuary and the altar, that neither they, nor ye also, die."
    Stay away from holy things and places -- like churches. God might have to kill you if you get too close. 18:3
78. God shows us how to make new friends by saying : "The stranger that cometh nigh shall be put to death." 18:7
79. God describes once again the procedure for ritualistic animal sacrifices. such rituals must be extremely important to God, since he makes their performance a "statute" and "covenant" forever. Why, then don't Bible-believers perform these sacrifices anymore? Don't they realize how God must miss the "sweet savour" of burning flesh? Don't they believe God when he says "forever"? 18:17-19
80. "Neither must the children of Israel henceforth come nigh the tabernacle of the congregation, lest they bear sin, and die." 18:22
81. "Neither shall ye pollute the holy things of the children of Israel, lest ye die." 18:32
82. "This is the ordinance of the law which the LORD hath commanded."
    These absurd rituals, cruel sacrifices, and unjust punishments are vitally important to God. They are to be "a perpetual statute" for everyone on earth. 19:1-22
83. "Take of her blood with his finger, and sprinkle ... seven times."
    God's instructions for putting blood on fingers, sprinkling it around, and then burning the dung of sacrificial animals. This is something that everyone needs to know about. (That's why it's in the Bible!). 19:4-5
84. "And the Lord hearkened to the voice of Israel, and delivered up the Canaanites; and they utterly destroyed them and their cities." This verse demonstrates the power of prayer: If you ask God, he will destroy entire cities for you. 21:3
85. God sends "fiery serpents" to bite his chosen people, and many of them die. 21:6
86. God delivers the Amorites into Moses' hands. (You're in God hands with Moses.) So Moses does the usual thing, killing everyone "until their was none left alive." 21:34-35
87. God's people will kill like a lion and then "drink the blood of the slain." 23:24
88. God, who is as strong as a unicorn, will eat up the nations, break their bones, and then pierce them through with his arrows. What a guy! 24:8
89. After the people "commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab," Moses has them all killed. Then God tells Moses to hang their dead bodies up in front of him; God says that this will satisfy him. 25:1-5
90. When one of the Israelite men brings home a foreign woman, "Phinehas (Aaron's grandson) sees them and throws a spear "through the man .. and the woman through her belly." This act pleases God so much that "the plague was stayed from the children of Israel." But not before 24,000 had died. 25:6-9
91. For impaling the interracial couple, God rewards Phinehas and his sons with the everlasting priesthood. 25:10-13
92. God tells Moses how to care for his neighbors by saying: "Vex the Midianites, and smite them." 25:16-17
93. The ground swallow Korah and his companions and a fire consumes 250 men. 26:10
94. "And Nadab and Abihu died when they offered strange fire before the Lord." When you go camping avoid making any unusual fires. 26:61
95. In these chapters (28, 29), God provides ridiculously detailed instructions for the ritualistic sacrifice of animals. The burning of their dead bodies smells great to God. Eleven times in these two chapters God says that they are to him a "sweet savour." 28-29
96. Under God's direction, Moses' army defeats the Midianites. They kill all the adult males, but take the women and children captive. When Moses learns that they left some live, he angrily says: "Have you saved all the women alive? Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." So they went back and did as Moses (and presumably God) instructed, killing everyone except for the virgins. In this way they got 32,000 virgins -- Wow! (Even God gets some of the booty -- including the virgins.) 31:1-54
97. "The prey that was taken, both of man and of beast" was offered as a "heave offering of the LORD." 31:26-29
98. "Every man armed for war, before the LORD to battle" 32:27
99. God killed all the Egyptian firstborn. 33:4
100. God tells Moses to exterminate the residents of Canaan and destroy all of their religious symbols and possessions. 33:50-52

1. But if the Israelites don't kill them all, then God will make them pricks in their eyes and thorns in their sides. And he will do unto the Israelites as he planned to do to the inhabitants of Canaan. 33:55-56
2. "The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him." The "revenger of blood" (the victim's closest relative) must murder the murderer just as soon as he sees him. 35:19, 21
3. "But if the slayer shall at any time come without the border of the city of his refuge ... and the revenger of blood kill the slayer; he shall not be guilty of blood. Because he should have remained in the city of his refuge until the death of the high priest" If the accidental killer leaves the city of refuge and is caught by the revenger of blood, then the revenger can legally kill the accidental killer. 35:26-28
4. "Whoso killeth any person, the murderer shall be put to death." 35:30
5. "The land cannot be cleansed of the blood that is shed therein, but by the blood of him that shed it." 35:33

   Deuteronomy

6. "God ... shall fight for you." 1:30
7. "The hand of the LORD was against them, to destroy them from among the host, until they were consumed."
   God killed all the Israelite soldiers -- slowly. It took him 38 years to kill them all, but he finally got the job done. 2:14-16
8. "A land of giants: giants dwelt therein in old time ... but the Lord destroyed them." 2:20
9. "The Lord destroyed them before them" -- the general treatment of the people who were supposedly displaced by the Israelites. 2:21-22
10. "I have given into thine hand Sihon the Amorite, king of Heshbon, and his land: begin to possess it, and contend with him in battle." 2:24
11. All nations shall be terrorized by the followers of Yahweh. 2:25
12. God hardened the heart of the king of Heshbon and so that he could have him and all of his people killed. 2:30
13. At God's instructions, the Israelites "utterly destroyed the men, women, and the little ones" leaving "none to remain." 2:33-36
14. The Israelites, with God's help, kill all the men, women, and children of every city. 3:3-6
15. "And we utterly destroyed them, as we did unto Sihon king of Heshbon, utterly destroying the men, women, and children, of every city." 3:6
16. Moses promises Joshua that God will massacre kings and kingdoms for him, too. 3:21
17. When going to war, don't be afraid. God is on your side; "he shall fight for you." 3:22
18. "What God is there in heaven or in earth, that can do according to thy works?" What other God can kill so many people? 3:24
19. God destroyed the followers of Baalpeor. 4:3
20. God brought the Israelites out of Egypt "by war ... and by great terrors." 4:34
21. If someone makes an image of anything (like a bird or flower) then God will destroy the entire nation. 4:25-26
22. If you worship the wrong god, God will get jealous and kill you. 6:15
23. God instructs the Israelites to kill, without mercy, all the inhabitants (strangers) of the land that they conquer. 7:2
24. If you do show any mercy to such strangers, "give your daughters to any of them, or "take" any of their daughters, then you'll get God so angry that he'll "destroy thee suddenly." 7:4
25. God will kill those who hate him. 7:10
26. God commands his people to "consume all the people which the Lord thy God shall deliver thee; thine eye shall have no pity on them." 7:16
27. God will send hornets to kill your enemies, "for the Lord thy God is among you, a mighty God and terrible." 7:20-23
28. "The LORD thy God shall deliver them unto thee, and shall destroy them with a mighty destruction, until they be destroyed." 7:23
29. "If thou do at all forget the LORD thy God, and walk after other gods ... ye shall surely perish." 8:19-20
30. God is "a consuming fire" that destroys people. 9:3
31. "The blood of sacrifices shall be poured out ... and thou shalt eat the flesh." Isn't this the sort of thing that Satanists are accused of doing? 12:27
32. After God kills those of other faiths, be sure to reject their beliefs and do not learn about them. Otherwise God will have to kill you too. 12:30
33. Prophets and dreamers are to be executed if they say or dream the wrong things. 13:1-5
34. If your brother, son, daughter, wife, or friend tries to get you to worship another god, "thou shalt surely kill him, thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death." 13:6-10
35. If you hear of a city where another god is worshiped, then destroy everyone in the city (even the cattle) and burn it down. (Watch out Salt Lake!) 13:12-16
36. Kill everyone who has religious beliefs that are different from your own. 17:2-7
37. Anyone who will not listen to a priest or a judge must be executed. 17:12-13
38. False prophets are to be (you guessed it) executed. How do you know who is a false prophet? By whether or not their predictions come true. (Watch out Jehovah's Witnesses!) 18:20
39. A murderer is to be killed by "the avenger of blood," which is the victim's nearest relative. "And thine eye shall not pity" them. 19:11-13
40. False witnesses are to be execucuted. 19:18-19
41. "And thine eye shall not pity. Life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot." 19:21
42. God travels with people and fights in their wars. 20:4
43. In the cities that god "delivers into thine hands" you must kill all the males (including old men, boys, and babies) with "the edge of the sword .... But the women ... shalt thou take unto yourself." 20:13
44. "But of the cities ... which the Lord thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth." Kill the old men and women, the sick and the dying, the blind and the lame, pregnant mothers, nursing mothers, infants, toddlers, and babies. 20:16
45. If you find a dead body and don't know the cause of death, then get all the elders together, cut off the head of a heifer, wash your hands over its body, and say our hands have not shed this blood. (That'll do it!) 21:1-8
46. If you have a "stubborn and rebellious son," then you and the other men in your neighborhood "shall stone him with stones that he die." 21:18-21
47. When someone commits "a sin worthy of death" that person is "accursed of God" and should be hung on a tree. 21:22-23
48. If a man marries, then decides that he hates his wife, he can claim she wasn't a virgin when they were married. If her father can't produce the "tokens of her virginity" (bloody sheets), then the woman is to be stoned to death at her father's doorstep. 22:13-21
49. "If a man be found lying with a woman married to a husband, then they shall both of them die." 22:22
50. If a betrothed virgin is raped in the city and doesn't cry out loud enough, then "the men of the city shall stone her to death." 22:23-24
51. Legal disputes are settled by a judge who determines guilt or innocence. No lawyers or jury are needed. Those found guilty will be beaten with 40 stripes. 25:1-3
52. If two men fight and the wife of one grabs the "secrets" of the other, "then thou shalt cut off her hand" and "thine eye shall not pity her." 25:11-12
53. God commands the Israelites to "blot out the rembrance of Amalek from under heaven." A few hundred years later God orders Saul to kill of the Amalekites "both man and woman, infant and suckling." (1 Samuel 15:2-3) 25:19
54. If you don't obey all of the laws that are given in the Old Testament, God shower you with the curses that are given in the next 52 verses. 28:16-68
55. "Cursed shall be the fruit of thy body." 28:18
56. "The LORD shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly." 28:20
57. "The LORD shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee." 28:21
58. "The LORD shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed." 28:24
59. "The LORD shall cause thee to be smitten before thine enemies." 28:25
60. "And thy carcass shall be meat to all the fowls of the air, and no man shall fray them away." 28:26
61. "The Lord will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and the emerods [hemorrhoids], and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst be healed. The Lord will smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart." 28:27-28
62. "The Lord will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and the emerods [hemorrhoids], and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst be healed." 28:27
63. "The Lord will smite thee with madness, and , and astonishment of heart." 28:28
64. "And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee." 28:29
65. "Thine ox shall be slain before thine eyes ... thine ass shall be violently taken away." 28:31
66. "Thy sons and thy daughters shall be given unto another people." 28:32
67. You will be enslaved and driven mad in another country. 28:33-34
68. "The Lord will smite thee in the knees, and in the legs, with a sore botch that cannot be healed, from the sole of thy foot unto the top of thy head." 28:35
69. You will be ruled by other nations, forced to serve other gods, become a laughingstock among your neighbors, have your crops destroyed by locusts, your vines eaten by worms, and have fruitless olive trees. 28:36-40
70. "Thou shalt begat sons and daughters, but thou shall not enjoy them; for they shall go into captivity." 28:41
71. "All these curses shall come upon thee ... and upon thy seed for ever." 28:48-49
72. God will enslave you and destroy you with hunger, thirst, hardship, and all kinds of deprivation. 28:48-52
73. "And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters." 28:53
74. "So that the man that is tender among you, and very delicate, his eye shall be evil toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave: So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat." 28:54-55
75. "The tender and delicate woman" will be forced to eat her own children "that cometh out from between her feet." 28:56-57
76. "If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book. Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed ... Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed." 28:58-61
77. If the Jews don't follow God's laws he'll have most of them killed. 28:62
78. "The LORD will rejoice over you to destroy you, and to bring you to nought." 28:63
79. "And the LORD shall scatter thee among all people, from the one end of the earth even unto the other; and there thou shalt serve other gods." 28:64
80. "The LORD shall give thee there a trembling heart, and failing of eyes, and sorrow of mind." 28:65
81. "And thy life shall hang in doubt before thee; and thou shalt fear day and night, and shalt have none assurance of thy life." 28:66
82. "In the morning thou shalt say, Would God it were even! and at even thou shalt say, Would God it were morning! for the fear of thine heart wherewith thou shalt fear, and for the sight of thine eyes which thou shalt see." 28:67
83. God will have you sold to your enemies -- but even they won't buy you. 28:68
84. If you serve the gods of other nations, "all the curses that are in this book" will fall upon you. 29:18-20
85. If you follow your own heart, God will curse you with all the curses in Deuteronomy 28:15-68. 29:19-20
86. "And the Lord will put all these curses upon thine enemies." See Deuteronomy 28:16-64 for some of the curses God has in mind. 30:7
87. Moses tells the people that God will destroy all the inhabitants of the lands that they pass through. 31:3
88. When God gets mad -- watch out! He'll starve you to death, burn you with fire, and send vicious beasts to devour you. He'll "destroy both the young man and the virgin, the suckling also with the man of gray hairs." Not even the helpless and innocent are spared by this psychotic God. 32:21-26
89. "For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains." 32:22
90. "I will heap mischiefs upon them; I will spend mine arrows upon them." 32:23
91. "They shall be burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat, and with bitter destruction: I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them, with the poison of serpents of the dust." 32:24
92. "The sword without, and terror within, shall destroy both the young man and the virgin, the suckling also with the man of gray hairs." 32:25
93. "I said, I would scatter them into corners, I would make the remembrance of them to cease from among men." 32:26
94. God says, "To me belongeth vengeance, and recompense ... for the day of their destruction is at hand." 32:35
95. God says, "I kill ... I wound ... I will make my arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh." Someone should take his sword and arrows away, at least until he's feeling better. 32:39-43

    Joshua

96. "Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest."
    Donald Rumsfeld sent this verse to inspire the troops during the 2003 invasion of Iraq. 1:9
97. God "magnifies" Joshua and promises to "without fail" drive out all the inhabitants of the lands through which they passed. 3:7
98. "And the city shall be accursed ... and all that therein, to the Lord: only Rahab the harlot shall live." God explains that Rahab is to be spared since she hid Joshua's spies and lied to those who were searching for them (2:4-5). But why was everyone else killed? Some of them were probably liars too. 6:17
99. "And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword." 6:21
100. After killing everyone, "they burnt the city with fire, and all that was therein." Only the valuables (silver, gold, brass, and iron) did they keep to "put into the treasury of the house of the Lord." 6:24
101. Joshua says that those who try to rebuild Jericho will be accursed by God, and will have to sacrifice both their oldest and their youngest sons in its construction. But Jericho still exists today, and is often considered to be the world's oldest, continuously occupied city. 6:26
102. God tells Joshua to kill whoever took "the accursed thing." 7:10-12
103. If you happen to see "the accursed thing," don't touch it. If you do, you, your family, and all of your animals must be burned. 7:15
104. "And Joshua ... took Achan ... and his sons, and his daughters, and his oxen, and his sheep... And all of Israel stoned them with stones, and burned them with fire, after they had stoned them with stones." This is because Achan "took of the accursed thing" -- whatever that means. But why would God require that Achan's sons and daughters (and even his animals) be stoned to death along with him? The Bible doesn't say. But it does tell us that "the Lord turned from the fierceness of his anger" when Achan, his children, and his animals were stoned to death and their dead bodies burned. 7:24-26
105. "When ye have taken the city [Ai] ... ye shall set the city on fire: according to the commandment of the LORD. 8:8
106. "They smote them, so that they let none of them remain or escape." 8:22
107. "When Israel had made an end of slaying all the inhabitants of Ai in the field ... all the Israelites returned unto Ai, and smote it with the edge of the sword." 8:24
108. "All that fell that day, both of men and women, were twelve thousand." 8:25
109. Joshua hangs the king of Ai on a tree until evening. 8:29
110. After Joshua kills all the inhabitants of Ai, burns their city, and hangs their king on a tree, he kills some animals and burns them as a "peace offering" to his warlike God. 8:31
111. God curses the Gibeonites to be slaves of the Jews forever. 9:21-27
112. "And the LORD said unto Joshua, Fear them not: for I have delivered them into thine hand."
     God delivers the Amorites into Joshua's hand (so he can kill them all). 10:8
113. "And the LORD discomfited them before Israel, and slew them with a great slaughter at Gibeon, and chased them along the way."
     God slaughters the Amorites and even chases them along the way. 10:10
114. "The LORD cast down great stones from heaven upon them ... and they died."
     As the Amorites try to escape, God sends down huge hailstones and kills even more of them. 10:11
115. In a divine type of daylight savings time, God makes the sun stand still so that Joshua can get all his killing done before dark. 10:12-13
116. God tells Joshua to "pursue after your enemies and smite the hindmost of them." (Kick their butts.) Don't let any of them escape "for the Lord your God hath delivered them into your hand." 10:19
117. Joshua tells his captains to "put your feet upon the necks of these kings." He says, "thus shall the Lord do to all of your enemies." Then Joshua kills the kings and hangs them on trees. 10:24-26
118. Joshua, at God's command, kills everyone and everything that he can find (including babies and little children)-- or, as the Bible puts it, he "utterly destroyed all that breathed, as the Lord commanded." 10:28-32
119. Then Horam king of Gezer came up to help Lachish; and Joshua smote him and his people, until he had left him none remaining." 10:33
120. "Joshua passed unto Eglon ... and smote it with the edge of the sword, and all the souls that were therein he utterly destroyed." 10:34-35
121. "Joshua went ... unto Hebron ... and smote it with the edge of the sword ... and all the cities ... and all the souls that were therein; he left none remaining." 10:36-37
122. "Joshua returned ... to Debir ... And he took it ... and all the cities ... and they smote them with the edge of the sword, and utterly destroyed all the souls that were therein; he left none remaining."10:38-39
123. "So Joshua ... left none remaining, but utterly destroyed all that breathed, as the LORD God of Israel commanded." 10:40
124. "All these kings and their land did Joshua take at one time, because the LORD God of Israel fought for Israel." 10:42
125. God delivers the Hazorites into Joshua's hand, and he knows just what to do with them: he smites them all with (you guessed it) the edge of the sword until "there was not any left to breathe." 11:6-17
126. "And the LORD delivered them into the hand of Israel, who smote them ... and they smote them, until they left them none remaining." 11:8
127. "And Joshua did unto them as the LORD bade him: he houghed their horses." 11:9
128. "Joshua ... smote the king thereof with the sword." 11:10
129. "And they smote all the souls that were therein with the edge of the sword, utterly destroying them: there was not any left to breathe." 11:11
130. "And all the cities of those kings, and all the kings of them, did Joshua take, and smote them with the edge of the sword, and he utterly destroyed them, as Moses the servant of the LORD commanded." 11:12
131. "Every man they smote with the edge of the sword, until they had destroyed them, neither left they any to breathe." 11:14
132. "As the LORD commanded Moses his servant, so did Moses command Joshua, and so did Joshua; he left nothing undone of all that the LORD commanded Moses." 11:15
133. "So Joshua took ... all their kings ... and smote them, and slew them." 11:16-17
134. "For it was of the Lord to harden their hearts, that they should come against Israel in battle, that he might destroy them utterly." Notice that God hardens their hearts so that he can have an excuse to kill them. 11:20
135. "Joshua destroyed them utterly with their cities." 11:21
136. Caleb offers to give his daughter to whoever conquers the city of Debir. Caleb's nephew wins the contest and is given his cousin for a prize. 15:16-17
137. "Did not Achan son of Zerah commit a trespass in the accursed thing, and wrath fell on all the congregation of Israel?" To find out see Joshua 7:1-26. 22:20
138. "I plagued Egypt." 24:5
139. God brags about drowning the Egyptians. 24:7
140. "I gave them [the Amorites] into your hand, that ye might possess their land; and I destroyed them from before you." 24:8
141. "I delivered them into your hand." 24:11
142. God sent hornets to fight for the Israelites. 24:12
143. God is jealous and will never forgive you for your sins. "He will turn and do you hurt, and consume you." 24:19-20

     Judges

144. God appoints Judah to succeed Joshua. The Lord delivers his foes into his hands and another 10,000 are slain. In the process, they capture Adonibezek and "cut off his thumbs and great toes." Nice guys. 1:2-6
145. The LORD delivered the Canaanites and the Perizzites into their hand: and they slew of them in Bezek ten thousand men." 1:4
146. "They slew the Canaanites that inhabited Zephath, and utterly destroyed it ... And the Lord was with Judah." (You can tell by the number of innocent people he killed.) 1:17, 19
147. The Israelite spies killed everyone in Bethel, except for the man (and his family) who showed them how to enter the city. 1:25
148. "The children of Israel did evil again in the sight of the LORD: and the LORD strengthened Eglon the king of Moab against Israel ... So the children of Israel served Eglon the king of Moab eighteen years." 3:12-14
149. Ehud delivers a "message from God" to the king of Moab. God's message consists of a knife thrust so deeply into the king's belly that it could not be extracted, "and the dirt came out." Just another lovely Bible story. 3:15-22
150. God "delivers" more folks into the hands of his chosen people. "And they slew of Moab ... about 10,000 men ... and their escaped not a man." 3:28-29
151. Shamgar kills 600 Philistines with an ox goad. Praise God. 3:31
152. "The Lord shall sell Sisera into the hand of a woman." 4:9
153. "The Lord discomfited Sisera ... with the edge of the sword ... and there was not a man left." 4:15-16
154. Jael (our heroine) offers food and shelter to a traveler (Sisera, Jabin's captain), saying "turn in my Lord ... fear not." Then after giving him a glass of milk and tucking him in, she drives a tent stake through his head. "So God subdued on that day Jabin." 4:17-23
155. For murdering her guest while he slept, Jael is "blessed above women." (Hail Jael, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women....?) 5:24-26
156. "So let all thine enemies perish, O Lord." (Let them all have their temples pierced by blessed women.) 5:31
157. "The children of Israel did evil in the sight of the LORD: and the LORD delivered them into the hand of Midian seven years."
     God forces the Israelites to be slaves to the Midianites for seven years. 6:1
158. "The LORD said unto him, Surely I will be with thee, and thou shalt smite the Midianites as one man." God promises to help Gideon kill all the Midianites. 6:16
159. "The second bullock was offered upon the altar." 6:28
160. When Gideon and his water-lapping companions blow their trumpets, God forces all the enemy soldiers to kill each other, killing 120,000. 7:22, 8:10
161. Two princes are killed and their heads are brought to Gideon. 7:25
162. For refusing to feed him and his army, Gideon swears that he'll tear the flesh off the elders of Succoth. (And he carries out his threat in verse 16.) 8:7
163. "He took the elders of the city, and thorns of the wilderness and briers, and with them he taught the men of Succoth." 8:16
164. "He beat down the tower of Penuel, and slew the men of the city." 8:17
165. Gideon orders his son to kill two kings, but he refuses. So Gideon has to do it himself since his son isn't "man" enough to do it. 8:20-21
166. The curse of Jotham: "Let fire come out from Abimelech, and devour the men of Shechem." (See 9:57) 9:20
167. God sends evil spirits that cause humans to deal treacherously with each other. 9:23-24
168. "And all the evil of the men of Shechem did God render upon their heads: and upon them came the curse of Jotham the son of Jerubbaal."
     God had one thousand men and women burned to death to punish them for supporting Abimelech rather than Jotham. 9:57
169. "God ... delivered Sihon and all his people into the hand of Israel, and they smote them: so Israel possessed all the land of the Amorites." 11:21
170. "Whomsoever the LORD our God shall drive out from before us, them will we [the Israelites] possess." 11:24
171. When "the spirit of the Lord" comes upon Jephthah, he makes a deal with God: If God will help him kill the Ammonites, then he (Jephthah) will offer to God as a burnt offering whatever comes out of his house to greet him. God keeps his end of the deal by providing Jephthah with "a very great slaughter." But when Jephthah returns, his nameless daughter comes out to greet him (who'd he expect, his wife?). Well, a deal's a deal, so he delivers her to God as a burnt offering -- after letting her spend a couple of months going up and down on the mountains bewailing her virginity. 11:29-39
172. "The LORD delivered them into his hands ... And he smote them ... even twenty cities ... with a very great slaughter." 11:32-33
173. "Her father ... did with her according to his vow which he had vowed." 11:39
174. 42,000 Ephraimites fail the "shibboleth" test and are killed by Jephthah's army. 12:6
175. "Manoah took a kid with a meat offering, and offered it upon a rock unto the LORD." 13:19
176. Samson's lust for the Philistine woman was "of the Lord." It was all a part of God's plan for killing Philistines. 14:4
177. Samson rips up a young lion when "the spirit of the Lord came mightily upon him." Later, when going to "take" his Philistine wife he notices a swarm of bees and honey in the lion's carcass (a Divine miracle -- or just rotting flesh, flies, and maggots?). 14:5-8
178. "And the Spirit of the LORD came upon him, and he went down to Ashkelon, and slew thirty men ... and gave change of garments unto them which expounded the riddle."
     When the Spirit of the Lord came upon Samson, he killed 30 men at random and took their clothes and gave it to the guys at the party as a prize for guessing his riddle.
     (Samson might have been a decent person if he could have kept the spirit of the Lord off him.) 14:19
179. Samson catches 300 foxes, ties their tails together, and sets them on fire; the Philistines burn Samson's ex-wife and father-in-law; and Samson smites them "hip and thigh with a great slaughter." 15:4-8
180. "The spirit of the Lord came mightily upon" Samson and "he found a new jawbone of an ass ... and took it, and slew 1000 men therewith." 15:14-15
181. Samson, with God's help, kills himself and 3000 Philistine men and women by causing a roof to collapse, setting an example for Bible-based terrorism. 16:27-30
182. After taking in a traveling Levite, the host offers his virgin daughter and his guest's concubine to a mob of perverts (who want to have sex with his guest). The mob refuses the daughter, but accepts the concubine and they "abuse her all night." The next morning she crawls back to the doorstep and dies. The Levite puts her dead body on an ass and takes her home. Then he chops her body up into twelve pieces and sends them to each of the twelve tribes of Israel. 19:22-30
183. "I took my concubine, and cut her in pieces, and sent her throughout all the country."
     The Levite tells everyone his story (leaving out the part about how he gave his concubine to the mob to do with as they pleased), explaining the mysterious rotting body part messages that brought everyone in Israel together. 20:4-6
184. After the Benjamites refuse to turn over the men from Gibeah (the town that wanted to have sex with the Levite but settled for his concubine instead), the Israelites asked God which tribe should go to war with them. God said the tribe of Judah should go first. So Judah goes to war, but the Benjamites with their sharp shooting lefties kill 22,000 Israelites. 20:18-21
185. After 22,000 Israelites were killed by the Benjamites, they cry all day before the Lord. Then they ask God (again) if they should go to war against Benjamin. God said yes, so they try it again, and another 18,000 Israelites are killed. 20:23-25
186. Once again all of the Israelites sit and weep before God, and ask again (for the third time) if they should attack the Benjamites. God give them his usual answer: Attack. This time he promises (he was just kidding the last couple times) that he "will deliver them into thine hand." 20:26-28
187. God helps the Israelites kill 25,100 Benjamites. 20:35
188. The Israelites killed everyone in the city with the edge of the sword. 20:37
189. Another 25,000 Benjamites are killed by the God-assisted Israelites. 20:44-46
190. The Israelites finish their massacre of the Benjamites by killing all the men, animals, and everything they could find in every Benjamite city. Then they burned the cities to the ground. (In this way God helped the Israelites make everything better after the rape and dismemberment of the concubine.) 20:48
191. Here's what the Israelites decide to do. They will go and kill everyone in Jabeshgilead except for the virgin women and give them to the 600 surviving Benjamites. 21:11

      

     1 Samuel

192. "The Lord killeth" -- every chance he gets. 2:6, 25
193. "The adversaries of the Lord shall be broken to pieces; out of heaven shall he thunder upon them." If God doesn't like you, he'll send a thunderstorm your way to break your body into little pieces. 2:10
194. "Because the LORD would slay them." Eli's sons didn't listen to him, because God had already decided to kill them. (Which he does in 4:11.) 2:25
195. "A man of God unto Eli, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD ... I will cut off thine arm... There shall not be an old man in thine house for ever ... I shall ... consume thine eyes and ... grieve thine heart."
     A "man of God" tells Eli that God will "consume his eyes" and "grieve his heart" and make sure that all of his decendants will die young" because of the stuff his sons did. 2:27-32
196. "And this shall be a sign unto thee, that shall come upon thy two sons, on Hophni and Phinehas; in one day they shall die both of them."
     God says he'll kill his two sons as a sign to him. (Just ot remind him of the nasty things he plans to do to him and his descendants to punish him for what his sons did.) 2:34
197. God will punish Eli's descendants forever for the sins of Eli's sons. 3:12-13
198. "The two sons of Eli, Hophni and Phinehas, were slain."
     God killed Eli's sons as he promised to do. (See 2:25 and 34) 4:11
199. God smites the people of Ashdod with hemorrhoids "in their secret parts." 5:6-12

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it goes to 1000 Scriptures