Muscatine

"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin` away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin` sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."

-former Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, botching history of Paul Revere's midnight ride (June 2011)

Typical Quote of one of the smartest Republicans

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Bill Clinton

I have visited all 57 states

BHO 

The last combat troops have left Irag. (Yea, we know who.)