Muscatine

My cocktail name is "pickled snot". It kinda fits, I guess.

Rat's Snot

Here are some choice toasts:

"Some friends come and some friends go

and some friends peter out, you know,

but we'll be friend through thick or thin,

peter out or peter in."

"Here's to the breezes,

which blows through the treeses,

and lifts the skirts up above the kneeses,

and shows the spot that teases, pleases and spreads diseases.

Oh, Jesus!

What a snatch!

Down the hatch!"