Muscatine

Just saw a news blip that the death toll from the northeast storm just hit 7. How will the liberals ban mass blizzards?

Even your dead head Republicans will step aside on this one, you are on your own Mr. Liberal

I heard they were going to require background checks for parkas.

Rumor is that Eskimo Pies are the first things that will be declared illegal.  Blizzards are cold.  Eskimo Pies kill people.  Therefore we must ban Eskimo Pie AND blizzards.