Muscatine

You can disort, spin, bend and interpret it any way that makes you happy but it's not working.

It does for me and others here. And that's all that counts! We couldn't care less what you think anyway!

Oh dear me, Mallory.  The fellows have no need to spin or bend anything.  You do a fine job of being an idiot on your own, and don't let those meanies tell you any different.  Why, you're one of the MOST hopeless brain-dead low-information kooks I've seen, and I've seen a bunch over the years missy.  Take some pride in that.  I mean, like Pastor Obramawiz says...."Everybody....even the brain-dead low information liberals that draw air among us, is good at SOMETHING".  Pastor O.....truly a wise man. 

I pulled up behind a pick up the other day and on the bumper was a sticker for Mallory Ignitions. It was an ah ha moment - msmal was named mallory because she/he/it "starts" something with every posting. Also someone we know 'works' in an automotive dept.