"New Pledge of
Allegiance"
Allegiance"
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Now I sit me down
in
school
in
school
Where praying is
against the rule
against the rule
For this great
nation
under God
nation
under God
Finds mention of
Him
very odd.
Him
very odd.
If scripture now
the class recites,
the class recites,
It violates the
Bill
of Rights.
Bill
of Rights.
And anytime my
head I
bow
head I
bow
Becomes a Federal
matter now.
matter now.
Our hair can be
purple, orange or green,
purple, orange or green,
That's no
offense;
it's a freedom scene..
offense;
it's a freedom scene..
The law is
specific,
the law is precise.
specific,
the law is precise.
Prayers spoken
aloud
are a serious vice.
aloud
are a serious vice.
For praying in a
public hall
public hall
Might offend
someone
with no faith at all..
someone
with no faith at all..
In silence alone
we
must meditate,
we
must meditate,
God's name is
prohibited by the state.
prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to
cuss
and dress like freaks,
cuss
and dress like freaks,
And pierce our
noses,
tongues and cheeks...
noses,
tongues and cheeks...
They've outlawed
guns,
but FIRST the Bible.
guns,
but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good
Book
makes me liable.
Book
makes me liable.
We can elect a
pregnant Senior Queen,
pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed
daddy,'
our Senior King.
daddy,'
our Senior King.
It's
'inappropriate'
to teach right from wrong,
'inappropriate'
to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that
such
'judgments' do not belong..
such
'judgments' do not belong..
We can get our
condoms
and birth controls,
condoms
and birth controls,
Study witchcraft,
vampires and totem poles ..
vampires and totem poles ..
But the Ten
Commandments are not allowed,
Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God
must
reach this crowd.
must
reach this crowd.
It's scary here I
must
confess,
must
confess,
When chaos reigns
the
school's a mess.
the
school's a mess.
So, Lord, this
silent
plea I make:
silent
plea I make:
Should I be shot;
My
soul please take!
My
soul please take!
Amen
