Muscatine

An elderly man had a massive stroke and the family drove him to the emergency room.

After a while the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face.

“I’m afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.”

“Oh, Dear God, ” cried his wife, “We’ve never had a liberal in the family before!”

Speaking of long faces, have you ever seen a worse job of plastic surgery than on John Kerry? He looks like that creepy Burger King guy. When they were doing close-ups the other day it was even creepier. And somehow they must be some reptiles involved as his tongue keeps coming out. I have heard some commentaters call him "lurch".