Ammo is getting scarce where I live.
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a clinging short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo on my car seat, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
