Again, I say: The tea party is not a centralized political party.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.
Duck. Now there's a fine idea for Christmas dinner, dear. Thanks ever so.
Robert was just a talkin about that Tea Party the other day. You know, Robert voted for that Mr. Obama twice, but now it seems he's just had enough and can't take it any more, what with all the Benghazis and the federales looking through your keyholes and selling the guns down south and the whole health care thing......well dear, that Mr. Nixon looks positively saintly compared to this white house inhabitant. Robert wanted me to ask you, since you seem to be the local expert on all things tea party, where he could get his membership card. Is there an 800 number? Who would be our state or local rep, and how do we get ahold of them? Can you register as a tea party member when you vote? Is there a convention held? We're a bit flummoxed and know you could help, and if you can't help, you'd surely make something up, which for Democratic voters works fine.
Thanks so much dear in advance.