Muscatine

Ah yes....pathetic existence wasting time on hon-humorous unintelligent adventures.

That's just what mom says about me!  She says I'm wasting my time with all the searching for the cut-and-pastes every day,  all the conspiracy theory hocus-pocus, and my general "glass half empty" outlook.  But I know she's just plotting on me.  Figuring out how many hours I spend on this stuff so she can use it against me.  They're all against me. 

I'm gonna go have a pepsi now.