A little RI Humor!
If you are a snowbird this makes you want to take a trip north!!!!!
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> A little RI humor
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> # You've been to Twin Oaks for
> your birthday.
>
> # You reuse the Newport
> Creamery Gallon container to feeze your meatballs
> and gravy.
>
> # You have a $200 car with a $2000
> sound system...
>
> # You have/had an ashtray made from a
> quahog shell...
>
> # Your friends throw you a going away
> party, because you're moving from
> Pawtucket to Woonsocket ...
>
> # The girl you ended up
> marrying lived no more than 6 blocks from where
>
> you grew up.
> # You've converted the basement of your
> house into an apartment.
>
> # You pronounce it "Wark" instead
> of Warwick ..
>
> # You've thrown at least one yard sale
> this month
> # You put celery salt on your hot dogs.
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>
> # You are never from Providence or
> East Providence, but from the East
> Side, South Side, Rumford or Riverside
>
> # You don't eat dinner...,you
> have"suppa"...
>
> # You put vinegar on your french
> fries.
>
> # You order an iced coffee/Tea in
> December.
>
>
> # If 5 flakes of snow fall at 9:00 AM, you
> leave work at 10:00 AM.
>
> # Your favorite adjective
> is "wicked."
>
>
> # You own garden tools from Job Lot.
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>
>
> # You have tried to drive the the measured mile in
> less than 45 seconds.
>
> # There's a bottle of coffee syrup in
> your fridge right now.
>
>
> # You have given a bottle of Sakonnet
> wine as a gift.
>
>
> # You've gotten sick from eating too many
> clam cakes.
>
>
> # You own at least one coffee table book with
> a picture of a light house
> on the cover.
>
# You've boasted about the money
> you've saved at The Cristmas Tree Shop.
>
>
> # You've slammed on your
> breaks to discourage a tailgater.
>
>
> # You've driven more than 5 miles, just so
> you could save $2.
>
>
> # You've been on a RIPTA bus less than
> 6 times in 12 years.
>
>
> # You can still remember the words to
> the old Rocky Point theme song.
>
>
> # You can always find someone to pass
> your car when it fails inspection.
>
>
> # You have a degree from
> URI, PC,CCRI or RIC.
>
>
> # You know how to pronounce Pawtucket
> ,Cowesett, Usqepaug, Misquamicut,
> and Narragansett.
>
> # You've been to Block Island .
>
>
> # You've taken a ride on the Bay
> Queen.
>
>
> #You know what Allie's makes.
>
>
> #You give directions such as, "Make a left
> where Almacs used to be!"
>
> # Khakis are something you start the
> car with.
>
> # You think crosswalks are for wimps
>
>
> # You think if someone's nice to you, they just
> either want something or
> they are from out of town and probably lost
>
>
> # You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in
> 5 seconds
>
> # You think it's not actually tailgating unless
> your bumper is touching
> the car in front of you
> # You know that a yellow light means
> at least 5 more cars can get
> through.....and that a red light means 2
> more can
>
>
> # Subway is a fast food place
>
>
>
> # You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost
> of your house.
>
>
> # There are 24 Dunkin Donuts Shops within
> 15 minutes of your house.
>
>
> # When people talk about the "curse
> of the Bambino,"you know exactly what
> they are talking about, and you believe in it,too
>
>
> # Anything past Hope Valley is "the
> middle of nowhere"
>
>
> # You believe using a turn signal
> gives away your plan to the enemy
>
> # If you stay on the same road long
> enough, it will eventually have 3 or
> more different names
>
>
> # Someone has honked at you because you didn't
> peel out the second the
> light turned green
>
>
> # All the potholes just add
> excitement to your driving experience
>
>
> # Stop signs mean slow down a little,
> but only if you feel like it
>
>
> # Three days of 90+ heat is
> definitely a "heat wave".....and 50 degree
> weather is "on the warm side"
>
>
$15 to park is a bargain
>
You cringe every time you hear some
> actor/actress imitate the " Cranston
> accent" on TV or in a movie. If you don't
> have it, you're never going
> to get it right....even if you were born here
>
>
> # At the ice cream shop, you call
> chocolate sprinkles "Jimmies
