Waddey's tomatoes

Posted in: Pipkin Hills
How come Waddey's got the best tomatoes? I water, fertilize, cottle, and even talk to my tomatoes and they don't come anywhere near Waddey's tomatoes. I think he might be holding out on a stash of good horse manure. I think he should share.
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  • turfman
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secrets

the way to make maters' grow so well is to perform an ancient druid ritual by the light of a full moon when the plants have just been placed in the ground. after saying the proper words of the incantation, liberly sprinkle fertilizer and water over the plants.
As long as he shares

I don't care if he has a secret stash of manure for his tomatoes. Just as long as he shares the tomatoes with us.
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