Pickerington Area Taxpayers Alliance

Who's fooling who?

Posted in: PATA
Read the March 20th Council meetings

http://66.194.250.96/picktown/documents/meeting_minutes/doc1980.htm

''Mr. Wisniewski clarified the Mayor would like this to be strictly a motion of Council not something that would be paid for and distributed to the citizens, but a motion that would be made at a future Council meeting. Mayor Shaver stated that was correct. ''
Raging Bull

This was before they realized that they were behind with the voters and that the support for Jeff was waning. All of those darn signs didn't help either. Weltlich, Shaver, Fix and the two get alongs (Heidi and Keith Smith) are in the minority and they are feeling the pressure.

It was fun to sit in the audience and watch the council working together and Jeff trying to control everything and on some issues they were getting changed on the documents and others were failing.

Then like any high drama performance the white knight rides in to slay the dragon with the dragon's own fire and brimstone words. ''But mayor you agreed to this on March 20th''.

Heidi again had a flashback on what she had promised her subjects in 2003.

Smith sat silent

FIX turned RED

Shaver gave his editorial as people WALKED OUT.

Lucky for some that keep their seats because Weltlich like a raging BULL head down charging the front door with his S. E. Grin gone. The Chief said they found Weltlich's car door laying near where he had parked. I am sure he has already emailed Fix this morning and I might try to speculate what was contained in that message later.

We are happy to report that no one was injured by the abrupt exit of some from the panic stricken audience and council members.



By Buford T. Justice
Driving Schoooll

May, 4, 2007

To: Jeff Fix VICEPRESIDENT

From: G W

Time: Eleventh hour

Man have I got a headache. I had a nightmare last night. I kept dreaming that you guys put the NO on 9 stuff on the web site and only 4 hints were recorded all day. I ran over the railroad tracks and fell out of my car because someone stole my driver side door. I forgot the seat belt thing again.

It is past 4 PM and did you get the campaign brochures; I mean the educational information to the post office yet? I know the Chief was ready to please last night. By the way, thank him for helping me back into my car. I know with all of the staff at city hall you guys could spare 9 or 10 employees to fold, stuff and address our literature out. It is only right, RIGHT!

OOOHHH! Man did I take some skin off my rear last night.

Gary

To: Weltlich

From: Jeff Fix VICEPRESIDENT

Time: Five minutes after the eleventh hour.

Gary I have been riding rough shod over the Chief and the City crew day. At 3:45 PM today we sent the dump truck up to the post office with the Mayor driving. He hit the curb at Columbus and Hill and for some strange reason it caused the bed of the truck to raise. Unfortunately the Mayor thought he hit a car and keep driving. The police pulled him over after he took out two traffic signals with the bed of the truck raised. Apparently didn?’t know where the post office was.

If you could find the time to come out on Hill Road and help us pick up the mail we might find a way to get it to the post office before next Wednesday.

Gary I hope you are not disappointed at me. I know I let you down before and I do apologize but I did deliver council again and if we only had better employees at the city we could have gotten the mail their on time. How about a steak burger to make that headache go away.

You loyal servant,

Jeffery


P. S. I did get my fanny out of the fire with the elections commission. Are you proud of me?


By Buford T. Justice
Rear end scabs (twins)

To: Jeff Fix VICEPRESIDENT


From: GW


Time: darn near Midnight

Fix; I called my contacts in the Pickerington and he says nothing came in the mail today from the city. The Mayor also says he doesn?’t remember driving the dump truck to post office. Now to think about it, with his driving history could he ever get a CDL licenses?

Now little buddy with the big head, I hope you are not lying to me like you do others.

Have you found my door yet?

Gary

To; GW

From: Jeff Fix VICEPRESIDENT

Time: Running to the carriage with only one glass slipper.

Good News Gary, I put the Chief on it he found your door. Me and the boys will be on Wednesday to pimp your ride. Not sure if we can get your boot print off the door yet.


Aren?’t you proud of me?

Jeff

To: Jeff Fix VICEPRESIDENT

From: GW

Time: the bells toll

Fix, I don?’t care about the car door right now where is the campaign literature you promised me you would get out paid for by the city taxpayers?

I am getting tired of these excuses and the scab on my rear is beginning to hurt nearly as much as the other pain I have back there and that is you. I will be waiting for your reply or I am coming to look you up.

Gary (and I am hot)


By Buford T. Justice
Advertise Here!

Promote Your Business or Product for $10/mo

istockphoto_1682638-attention.jpg

For just $10/mo you can promote your business or product directly to nearby residents. Buy 12 months and save 50%!

Buynow