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#$@&%& this place! I'm out of here! Look out U.A.!!, said mayor McAttorney.
Wait! Wait!, called the city manage-anger-er. Who will take your place?
Not me, echoed the council president. I'm good to go for 2 1/2 more years. Plus I can't go door to door and face them seniors. I ain't done crap for them.
Like, maybe I'll jog or run or whatever it is you do! I'm cute and blonde and everything, for sure. Plus if I have to run for council anyway, why not get a cool office out of the deal like I used to have, squealed the councilwoman.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Uh-oh! Those are the footsteps of you know who!, cried the manage-anger-er!
Fe! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the thud of mayordum! roared the ecoagreementfounderthatwon'tdiscussthetownship response councilman!
I say who will be mayor and it will be me! Torture to all those who oppose me! You, there, PandZ-y man, get me a Northwest club sandwich! NOW!
Who me? querried the young PandZ-y boy.
Yes, you, boy. Now you will take my chair at the alter and I will have the throne! HA!HA!HA!
Stay tuned for our naxt episode of as city hall turns when you'll hear Coffee Man say, What's your plan? And Councilperson Hamandeggs reply, We don't need no stinkin' plan! Sonic drive-in is my king!
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