Why not ?
Dear in the city gas station,
Would you please offer a discount to city residents? The backwoodsmen of the township want to hunt and gatther their gasoline from the city only. So when they come here, syick your hand a little deeper in their pockets like they do ours.
Tired of the freelaoders,
City resident tired of a wimpy Mayor and Council
By I'd buy there
Dear in the city gas station,
Would you please offer a discount to city residents? The backwoodsmen of the township want to hunt and gatther their gasoline from the city only. So when they come here, syick your hand a little deeper in their pockets like they do ours.
Tired of the freelaoders,
City resident tired of a wimpy Mayor and Council
By I'd buy there