Pickerington Area Taxpayers Alliance

Here is as good a place as any to start hearing your suggestions for campaign slogans for the November elections.

Another one

Ooh, Ooh, Pick me, pick me

Here's mine

Vote Heidi

Keep Judy

Two blondes for the price of one

or

Two
Two
Two blondes in one!

or

Vote for Heidi and the rest of the girls. We can't let the schools be the only maneaters.

or

Vote for Heidi
Because I'm worth it. (Thanks to L'Oreal)

or

Vote for ME ME ME
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but

I've only come up with one: Lying.

or

Riggs for Mayor:

Riggs and Shaver are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, ''Isn't that Shaver and Riggs sitting over there?''

The barman says, ''Yep, that's them.''

So the guy walks over and says, ''Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?''

Riggs says, ''We're planning to unincorporate the city''.

And the guy says, ''Really? What's going to happen?''

Riggs says, ''Well, we're going to screw over 14,000 city residents this time and one blonde with big (fill in the blank - this is a family site).''

The guy exclaimed, ''A blonde with big blanks?''

''Why screw over a blonde with big blanks?''

Riggs turns to Shaver and says,
''See, I told you no one would worry about the 14,000 residents!''

or

Elect Riggs Mayor ... and ....

your kid's first egging doesn't count.

I can't top the last one

Those were priceless.

By Mr. Wizard