Pickerington Area Taxpayers Alliance

No Show Riggs

Posted in: PATA
For those of you seniors like me, you might remember this little ditty from the Old Possum.


(Hey Riggs did you know Gray and 'ole Randy are the outlaws?)
I didn't know that at all, son.
(Did you know Shaver was the king of the road?)
Uh-Huh.
(You got it Prom queen.)

Everyone knows Tom's been in prison.
(We didn't know that.)
Riggs?’s got two big reasons that she's well known.
(Look out.)

They call me No Show Riggs.
(They call her No Show Riggs)
I'm seldom never in
(She's seldom never in)
My seat a-castin?’ my votes
My whereabouts are unknown.
(They call her No Show Riggs)
They call me No Show Riggs.

(Judy is a coal miner's daughter.)
Ah, She's mighty pretty, son.
(Jeffy asks ?“Do you want fries with that?)
Uh-Huh.
(You got it)

(Everyone knows Keith,)
(He's a rambler a-lovin?’ those seniors.)
Now I didn't know that at all.

They call me No Show Riggs.
(They call her No Show Riggs)
I'm seldom never in
(She's seldom never in)
My seat a-castin?’ my votes
My whereabouts are unknown.
(They call her No Show Riggs)
They call me No Show Riggs.

They call me No Show Riggs.
(They call her No Show Riggs)
I'm seldom never in
(Uh, In what?)
My seat a-castin?’ my votes
My whereabouts are unknown.
(They call her No Show Riggs)
They call me No Show Riggs.


By The Possum
Conflict of Interest

I think the rest of the council was working on her severance pay much like she received from the Secretary of State's office last January. It would have been unethical for her to have been present. So maybe we should give her a break after all she is the ethics queen and she wouldn't want any kind of conflict of interest to fall over the rest of council. .
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