I have my own personal vote for ''Toadie of the Year''. Guess who this super toadie is from the following clues:
1. I pretend to be a nice guy so I can get your vote, but always vote the way of the developers on really significant issues.
2. I can't win the vote in my own precinct but have the bad taste to use a combination of cheap political tactics to make a mockery of democracy and take over a county party. So much for democratic principles. He who is willing to stoop the lowest wins. This is a good principle to teach our children.
3. I show my true colors by having my favorite developer count, and I use that word loosely, votes.
4. I pretend to be interested in Pickerington but really am interested in promoting my own desire to become a cheap imitation of Richard Nixon and will sell out to anyone who can help promote me.
5. I inflitrated a Young Democrat club by pretending to be a Democrat and then had it disbanded. So much for fair play.
6. I almost destroyed the Young Republican club to serve my own selfish agenda.
7. I support Democrats for major public offices even though I claim to be a loyal Republican. So much for party loyalty.
8. I somehow misunderstood the meaning of the word fidelity.
Cast your vote now and see if you can guess who this amazing super toadie is.
By the way, an extra prize for anyone who can name a single virtue that this person possesses.
By the way, this toadie should remmeber my old maxim : '' There are no rules in a knife fight''
By Butch Cassidy
