Pickerington Area Taxpayers Alliance

I want to preface the next posting by telling you all that this is the document that Bushman's dog must have eaten after she kicked Mrs. W to the curb.

It contains some of the issues brought to light--or that were attempted to be brought to light--by former Pickerington Public Information Director Mrs. W.

According to a member of the local media, when they requested the personnel file for Mrs. W., this document was conveniently left out. Hmmm.

Regardless of anything else that occurred last month between Mrs. W and Mega Bushman, this you must all believe: Mrs. W. was completely annihilated in the media by ''Mega'' to discredit her, and to make it even more difficult (if that's possible) to question her(the Big B).

Sweet Poisonous Violets Batman, why haven't our elected officials come forward seeking the truth about this tyrannical nutcase, and sent Mega Bushman back to Massillon where she can spend the rest of her days regaling her fellow criminals and gangsters with stories of how she managed to take a lovely Midwestern town and make it her own?

More to come...

Secret, tough enough for a women

Well it looks like the princess is asleep now. She apparently got the poison apple that the Evil Stepmother gave her. By the way, the evil stepmother?’s personal assistant pick the apple up at Kroger?’s on City time. She had trouble getting the box into her cart.

The Kingdom must now put out an ad, in the far away paper, for a Prince to awaken the sleeping princess. Applications can be obtained anyway in town. Qualifications: male and breathing. You must kiss the prince to wake her. Oh crap! That is how she got fired in the first place. I wonder if blowing her a kiss from the window constitutes sexual solicitation.

So who in our kingdom wants to be a Prince? Just one kiss and you unlock all of the mysteries of the castle. The Princess?’ must know everything, but she can?’t tell us while she is asleep.

Maybe it is now up to the seven Dwarfs to break her slumber. They were no good the first time around and they still cower in the present of the Stepmother. Could someone go to Church and tell the King? Just stand there and shout up to the balcony. Hey! ?“King Randall your daughter has been poisoned?”! Oh! He probably couldn?’t hear you anyway with the roar of the Harleys.

Who else can we turn to in this time of need? How about the TAX COLLECTOR? Think he will show someday. Maybe if someone wrote him an anonymous letter telling him how the Evil Stepmother tried to shut up the Princess with a poison Apple or was that a Macintosh? How did she get the poison into the Apple or was it a Macintosh? Anyway the graphics are great!

Maybe the secrets are in the Apple (I don?’t have to put Macintosh down again do I? If the folks at city hall didn?’t get it please move to West Palm Beach and count your votes there)? Who has the Apple? The constable that?’s who is he keeping it in a safe location?

One day out of no where the Handsome Prince will arrive, to awaken the princess and reveal all of the secrets of the little kingdom. Who will step forward now that the Princess has been silenced? Can the Princess ever be awoken to tell her story?

Is it time to drain the moat and storm the castle or will they lower the draw bridge? After reading a certain newsletter this weekend I see the seven little dwarfs are now singing while they go off to the mines to work. I owe, I owe, it?’s off to work in another city I go, I owe there too, I owe there too!


By Ed Norten