Pickerington Area Taxpayers Alliance

Regime ending

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Let's do it

OK, let's do it. I ask for 3 readings on this matter today. Due to the fact that the next meeting is less that 2 weeks away and we need time to plan and get the float dusted off, this issue needs to pass as an emergency.

I offer my personal services to haul the float to Victory Park and spruce it up. I will require the standard sprucing up materials and gas for my vehicle. I think $15,000 should cover it. Wait, I'd better get a new vehicle. $35,000 should cover the vehicle and the other $15, so $50,000 will suffice. I know this exceeds the city manager's discretionary funding limit, but when has that mattered? Cut me a check darling!

I also would like to come to consensus on the name. Picnic with the Perps has such a nice ring to it. Since they are still charged, but unprosecuted with contempt of court, PERPS is an apt name.

Let's work on a slogan for our banner. How about ''Pickerington - SOLD to the highest bidder!'' ?

As you can see we have a lot of work ahead of us. I again ask for your support in passing this as an emergency. I have several amendments to propose to add to this so I'll mention a few to get you thinking. These will be added with no appearance before committee and without notifying one or two of the councilmen. Since Don Corleone, I mean Postage and Baghdad Billy were the only elected officials involved in the preservation efforts of something like profits and Daryl?’s condo scheme (there was mention of some wetland property but I don?’t think that was the heart of the matter), I require additional funding to pave the parking lot at Victory so the dust doesn?’t affect my sprucing of the float efforts. In addition, since we will have enough paving materials left over, let?’s go ahead and pave the elected official?’s driveways. Wouldn?’t want any of that to go to waste.

I personally don?’t like the flavor of charcoal lighter fluid on my brats so we will need to add Jenn-Aire grilles to victory. Enough of me, me, me. Someone else join in and make some suggestions. The next meeting is the 22nd and time is running out for us.



Ms. Riggs and Mr. Sabatino, please forgive any insinuations you may feel when I mention council. You are not included in that group in this context. David, you know I love you man! So, do you like ketchup, mustard, relish?…?…???


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GREAT IDEA

THAT IS A GREAT IDEA, IN ALL HONESTY IM SO SORRY I CANT BE THERE BUT IF SOMEONE PICKS UP THE BALL AND RUNS WITH IT I WILL PAY FOR THE DOGS AND MEAT AND BUNS---JUST CONTACT ME
THANKS
BRUCE ROOKSTOOL
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