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65 degrees consitutes pain?
Maybe the school board could vote to allow the students to have an extra 10 minutes between classes. That way they can sprint to the parking lot to warm their delicate derriere's on the heated seats in their BMW's. |
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Press Release
Self proclaimed local political expert Mark W. Uher announces that as he has honed his special talents in local elections here and will be now become the Statewide Campaign Manager for Jerry Springer?’s bid to the United States Senate. Promoting dirty developer funding, slinging mud at everyone, and politically stabbing people in the back were the attributes that Mr. Springer found especially valuable in his quest to represent the State of Ohio. Springer is quoted as saying. ?“There is no more proven campaigner in these tactical ploys than my new Campaign Manager. It?’s a pleasure to have him onboard.?” By A.P. |
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